TPAM is a ninja.

TPAM is Athena. The Ancient Greek Goddess of wisdom.

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TPAM wants to officially change his name by deed poll to a number (007)

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"What it really all adds up to is love... the kind of love that is affection and respect, order and encouragement and support." - RFK

TPAM is a world famous scientist working on a new concept to fly through space without a spaceship.

TPAM has been seen sneaking into the white house looking like a smurf

TPAM just ran three miles thinking she was being chased by Nargles

TPAM is the queen of England's corgis' hairdresser...

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"What it really all adds up to is love... the kind of love that is affection and respect, order and encouragement and support." - RFK

TPAM is a pirate (funny, this smiley's name is Chris )

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TPAM is an ancient Egyptian mummy who has spent the last 12 months writing to Johnson & Johnson seeking 6 figure sponsorship to trade in his burial cloths for band aids.

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"What it really all adds up to is love... the kind of love that is affection and respect, order and encouragement and support." - RFK

TPAM owns a traveling agency that goes by the name of "TA" (Traveling Agency )

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Liverpool F.C.

You'll Never Walk Alone